Do You Have A Monkey Mind?
There is a term used in Buddhism that you may very well be aware of because it has become popular outside the Buddhist community.
It’s called the monkey mind.
Your monkey mind is the one that chatters away all day to itself without any conscious intervention on your behalf.
For the most part you don’t even notice it. It’s like the A/C running in the background – it’s on, it’s making a noise, but you can’t hear it.
Only when you quiet all other noise and focus your attention can you all of a sudden hear the low hum of the air-conditioning unit yet again.
It never went anywhere, you just tuned it out.
The Monkey Mind Is The Same
For the most part we drown it out with the noise of distraction and busy-ness in all its multitude of forms.
It could be music playing as you work, sleeping tablets, playing video games, alcohol, or any number of other things that distract you from paying attention to the thoughts hurtling around your head at a thousand miles per hour.
And did you notice I said ‘you’ there?
Yet I don’t even know you, so how could I possibly be sure this is applicable to you?
Well, it’s because you’re human and all humans have a monkey mind ready to take control when we let out guard drop.
It’s how we’re wired up and it’s perfectly normal.
And it’s important to understand that, and not to think you have more weird shit going around your head than the next person, because it’s highly unlikely you do.
We all have weird shit going on inside our minds and that’s ok because it’s just part of life, and life is without doubt, weird.
The expression monkey mind isn’t always helpful, especially to people who don’t appreciate the fact that it’s not an insult or some slur on their individual progress up the evolutionary scale, but a mere description of a universal phenomenon.
My Monkey Mind Is…Er… Acting Like A Little Monkey
When I talk to clients about meditation the most common response I get goes something along these lines, “I couldn’t possibly do that, my mind is always going ten to the dozen”.
When I point out that mine is too and so is everybody’s on the planet who isn’t paying close attention to it, I do so not to belittle, them, but to help them understand that it’s ok and their brain isn’t broken.
There are probably an infinite number of ways to meditate because meditation is really just a synonym for mindfulness.
Unfortunately, most people think that if they don’t quiet their mind completely when meditating they’re not doing it properly.
But that’s incredibly difficult to do, even for seasoned meditators.
I did a tandem parachute jump last year.
It was fairly easy because I just allowed myself to by strapped to another dude who fortunately knew what the fuck he was doing and I didn’t refuse to get out of the plane at the appointed time.
Imagine I’d decided that instead I wanted to base jump off El Capitan in a wing suit with no training, no guidance and no real hope of survival?
That would have been akin to a complete beginner sitting down to meditate for 20 minutes and expecting to eliminate all thoughts and drop into a deep meditative state.
In terms of the chances of success that is.
Monkey Minds Hate Meditation!
The funny thing is, the more your mind chatters the more meditation can benefit you.
But, and it’s a big but, you have to sit with your thoughts and accept them for what they are rather than judging them and insisting they be quiet.
They’re not real, they’re not demons and they’re not going to hurt you, if that is, you merely observe them.
Thoughts only have power over us when we become attached to them and either ruminate on them causing distress and anxiety, or we act on them.
Otherwise they are just electrical signals in the brain that come and go and then come and go again ad infinitum.
My ebook on meditation for beginners hasn’t been available for a while because I’m still figuring out what to do with it.
However, if you’d like a free copy you can grab it here by right clicking and downloading.
Even if you decide you don’t want to take up meditation, which is absolutely fine, just be ok with your chattering mind and don’t make it chatter any more than necessary by telling it to STFU!!!


There are times where I excel at meditation. There are also times where I am thinking about everything and cannot possibly clear my mind. I am definitely a work in progress.
Yep, that pretty much sums me up too mate!
From my experience, which is completely amateur and occasional, the biggest problem with the meditation is, that you can’t want it. You can’t want to meditate. If you do that, you will not meditate, because meditation is not about something that you can want.
Strange and silly. If you want to still your mind, and you achieve it, it has nothing to do with the meditation. It is so, because, effect of the meditation is a different state of mind, that a) cannot be described, b) cannot be wanted.
I know it is completely stupid. I have an impression, that meditation that you guys are talking about, is some kind of psychological exercise, that may improve some areas of life.
I remember an anegdote.
“Can you tell me, how can I get here?” – ask a man another man.
“I’m not sure, but starting journey from where you are, is not a good idea” :o)
I have to disagree mate.
I understand what you mean, but meditation is being mindful and you can want that. Without wanting to do it it would never get done. Even Zen Masters want to do it. You can say it’s part of their training and make up, but they still want it.
if I say I don’t want to go to the gym, but go anyway, then there was a deeper drive to want to go and get fit than to avoid the pain of doing so.
Just my 2 cents.
You’ve got a point Tim. So I’ll try to correct myself. You can want to meditate, but you cant want, what meditation can bring to you :o)
I hope it’s better that way.
ok, then now we agree! ;)
Meditation is sneaky. The other day, as I was in the bath, I tried to just clear my thoughts for as long as possible.
After several failed attempts I managed to last a good 30 seconds and I felt very smug about it..
Then I realised – feeling smug was a sign that I was indeed thinking about how easy this meditation lark was..
Damn it.
LMAO – I have had that exact same experience MANY times!